By Roderick Tharn, Investigations & Scandals Desk A Kingdom-wide alert has been issued by the Constabulary following a brazen attempt by so-called “news reporter” and part-time, low-rated Pilates instructor Laura Groobee to infiltrate a closed session of the Ministry of the Populi. The meeting in question was a high-security planningContinue Reading
By Jasper Finch, Military & Institutions Columnist Behind the polished parade uniforms, the Royal Marching Band, and the elaborate salutes lies one of the Kingdom’s most complex bureaucracies: the Ministry of War & Conflict. Charged with overseeing everything from active defense to historical battle reenactments, the Ministry may be theContinue Reading
By Osric Hayn, Field Correspondent Drymere is small. So small, in fact, that most maps of the Kingdom forget to include it. But this week, it made headlines as the entire population (42 permanent residents, 3 cows, and a dog with ambitions) gathered in the village green to argue theContinue Reading
By Henrietta Clay, Senior Correspondent for Cultural Affairs This past Sunday saw the triumphant unveiling of the Hall of Beasts, the latest wing of the Royal Museum of History & Antiquities, a soaring stone structure dedicated to the history, lore, and biology of the creatures of the Kingdom of Eyehasseen.Continue Reading
By Linett Morven, Domestic Affairs Correspondent Dame Orla Winthrop is not what most expect from a Keeper of the Archives. Brisk, tall, and quick to correct a misquoted date, she runs the Royal Record Hall like a monastery crossed with a beehive: quiet, precise, and humming with importance. “History isContinue Reading
By Celwyn Vant, Education Desk Banners fluttered across the campus green, bells rang from the stone tower, and the Chancellor himself addressed a crowd of robed scholars, students, and wandering sheep as St. Leo the Great University marked its first official Convocation this past week. Founded 200 years ago, theContinue Reading