From Miss Dora Felch, Inverness East District To Whom It May Concern (and it should concern us all),This letter is not penned lightly, nor without bruises. I write today to raise the alarm over the growing epidemic of penny farthing cycling upon the cobbled streets of Inverness. These contraptions—half-vehicle, half-vanity—areContinue Reading

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From Mr. Rowan Bellamy, Goose Hollow To the Esteemed People of Flagon Row, Tuppence Lane, and all lanes besides,Allow me to announce my candidacy for the position of Village Manager for the coming season. I make no promises of glory, fanfare, or ornamental fountains—but I do make one ironclad vow:Continue Reading

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Submitted anonymously, via parchment slipped beneath the newsroom door Sir,It is long past time we open our eyes to the scandal quietly rotting at the heart of our most cherished institution: the so-called “non-profit” vendor running our Royal Library. For decades, it has received a steady torrent of public coin—gleanedContinue Reading

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To the Editor:I wish to protest the noise made by the North Bell Ringing Society at dawn on Secondday. While I respect their enthusiasm, I do not believe “wakefulness” should be legislated via bell.— Miss Trellis Pomfrey, East Ridge Dear Sirs:I must say the recent festival lacked a proper senseContinue Reading

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To Whom It May Concern,I recently attended the performance of “Threnody of the Willow Bride” in Highmere and would like to personally thank the goose. It added a layer of suspense and existential terror the original lacked. I do suggest future productions budget for similar interventions.— Sincerely, Marnella Grint, UpperContinue Reading

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