Former Haberdasher, Amateur Cartographer, and Accidental War Hero Mr. Penfeather of Northwell passed peacefully in his sleep this past Moonday, surrounded by several stacks of wool trousers, three cats (one legitimate), and the unfinished manuscript of his autobiography, Hemmed In: A Life at Waist Height. Best known for his decadesContinue Reading
🕯️ Sir Thomlin Everdare of Glenvales Knight of the Order of the Bannered Spoon,Archivist Emeritus of the Grand Ledger,Occasional Harpsichordist Sir Thomlin Everdare passed peacefully on Firstday morning at the age of 87, surrounded by his six surviving ledgers and a bewildered marmot he’d named “Chairman.” Known throughout the KingdomContinue Reading
In Loving Memory of Mrs. Agnella Crum (Age 89) Mrs. Agnella Crum of Brindlewood passed peacefully last Fifthnight, surrounded by family, marmalade, and an alarming number of knitted scarves. Born in Firstfall, Year 935, to a tinsmith and a milliner, Agnella spent her life resisting rest and organising drawers noContinue Reading
Remembering Mr. Tolver Dree (Age 81) Mr. Tolver Dree of Lower Highmere passed away peacefully in his chair last Moonday afternoon, having successfully completed his final crossword and partially completed a biscuit. He was 81, a retired railway flagman, amateur historian, and occasional sermon critic. Born in Hollowtide, Year 942,Continue Reading