Knight Health Neck

A surprising new health concern has emerged in the wake of a social trend among the Kingdom’s youth: Knight-Helmet Neck. The condition is exactly what it sounds like — neck strain caused by wearing heavy, borrowed helmets intended for trained knights, not enthusiastic adolescents.Continue Reading

Catacombs of Elderfen

The Elderfen Marshes have always carried a reputation for secrets. The reeds whisper even when there is no wind, the water moves even when nothing disturbs it, and the fog lingers long after sunrise as if reluctant to surrender whatever it hidesContinue Reading

Thimblewell

Educated at the University of St. Leo the Great, Dr. Thimblewell was best known for his pioneering work in atmospheric magnetism, which he claimed could be “harnessed to dry laundry without sunlight.” His Thimblewell Electro-Aerator never achieved commercial production after an early prototype accidentally desiccated a neighbour’s hedgerow.Continue Reading

Drymere seeks reliable individual to sit near main square and report anything “off.” Chair provided. Staring experience preferred.Continue Reading