đ Barney Watch
Gribbin Swale, Lute Player of Moderate FameâWas tuning my lute near the loch. Thought I saw a hump rise from the water. Strummed a chord and it disappeared. Aye, ’tis a shy one.âContinue Reading
Gribbin Swale, Lute Player of Moderate FameâWas tuning my lute near the loch. Thought I saw a hump rise from the water. Strummed a chord and it disappeared. Aye, ’tis a shy one.âContinue Reading
Jarrod Pimm, 9 years old, expert in everythingâSaw it twice. First it was a big snake, then it was a dragon, then Mum said I had to go inside. But it winked.âContinue Reading
Miss Elvira Cheeps, OrnithologistâDefinitely a bird. Enormous. Black feathers. May have been angry at me. May have been wearing a hat. Flew into the mist and vanished.âContinue Reading
Father Tobin, Parish PriestâI saw ripples moving contrary to the wind. And I heard a low hum. I prayed. It hummed louder. Make of that what you will.âContinue Reading
Silas Green, CandlemakerâDidnât see anything this week. But last month, I swear I saw feathers the size of floorboards in the reeds. Still looking.âContinue Reading
Marcus Penn, Ministry Cartographer (Retired)âI saw a wake too large for any known fish. It curled. It looped. Then it was gone. I dropped my compass and I donât mind.âContinue Reading
Deputy Inspector Rulf DarnleyâSpent the night on shore. Heard splashes. Got excited. Turned out to be ducks. Very angry ducks. The investigation continues.âContinue Reading
Tilda Pree, TavernmaidâTwo shadows in the water. One long and thin. One stubby and round. Mightâve been Barney and a friend. Or Barney and lunch.âContinue Reading
Constable Ned Balber (Off Duty)âDidnât see a thing. Sat by the loch for five hours. Caught a chill, a cold, and a philosophical crisis. Will return next Tuesday.âContinue Reading
Klem Orrow, FishermanâSomething slapped the underside of my boat. Couldâve been Barney. Couldâve been Glen trying to spook me again. Either way, I spilled the bait.âContinue Reading
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