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🥘 Recipe Feature: Rootstew with Buttered Loafshards

A hearty, one-pot staple from the lower valleys, served across the Kingdom with varying levels of pride. Dish Description:A rich, brown stew made with root vegetables, slow-simmered lentils, and thick cuts of onion, served with crisped wedges of torn bread brushed with a garlic-butter-herb smear. The stew is ladled thickContinue Reading

2025-04-17
By: Minister of Communication
On: April 17, 2025

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