From Miss Dora Felch, Inverness East District To Whom It May Concern (and it should concern us all),This letter is not penned lightly, nor without bruises. I write today to raise the alarm over the growing epidemic of penny farthing cycling upon the cobbled streets of Inverness. These contraptions—half-vehicle, half-vanity—areContinue Reading

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A duck has been declared public property and may not be claimed, herded, or disguised as private poultry. It is currently residing near the fountain and answering to “Commodore.”Continue Reading

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Wide-brimmed, waxed canvas. Worn during the Siege of Dampwick. Smells of pipe smoke and victory. Reward offered in cheese or coins. Please return to Old Finn at the Veteran’s Hall.Continue Reading

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Discovered weeping in the market stall after closing. Looks mildly disappointed. Claim promptly, or it will be donated to the Culinary Institute of Experimental Soups.Continue Reading

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Your bees too lively? Let us transport your swarm to safer pastures. No hive too irritable. All handling done with veils, reverence, and surprisingly few lawsuits. Contact Brother Alaric at the Abbey Apiary.Continue Reading

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Shared quarters available in the basement of the School of Philosophical Mechanics. Must not play the hurdy-gurdy after midnight. Rent negotiable. Hot water unreliable. Apply via message tube #44.Continue Reading

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