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St. Leo the Great University Celebrates Inaugural Convocation

By Celwyn Vant, Education Desk Banners fluttered across the campus green, bells rang from the stone tower, and the Chancellor himself addressed a crowd of robed scholars, students, and wandering sheep as St. Leo the Great University marked its first official Convocation this past week. Founded 200 years ago, theContinue Reading

2025-03-12
By: Celwyn Vant
On: March 12, 2025

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