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In Conversation with Dame Orla Winthrop, Keeper of the National Archives

By Linett Morven, Domestic Affairs Correspondent Dame Orla Winthrop is not what most expect from a Keeper of the Archives. Brisk, tall, and quick to correct a misquoted date, she runs the Royal Record Hall like a monastery crossed with a beehive: quiet, precise, and humming with importance. “History isContinue Reading

2025-04-08
By: Linett Morven
On: April 8, 2025

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