A recent surge in feral dog incidents has cast a shadow over the otherwise dignified operations of the Office of Postal Affairs, as several postaliers reported being pursued, barked at, or outright tackled by unrestrained mongrels during routine delivery rounds.Continue Reading
What was billed as a bold reimagining of the classic tragedy “Threnody of the Willow Bride” ended in confusion, minor injuries, and one deeply traumatized stagehand, after a performance by the Royal Theatre Guild of Highmere was derailed by uncooperative weather and an irate goose.Continue Reading
After six years of deliberation, four feasibility scrolls, three cartographic disputes, and one extremely minor sword duel, the long-awaited East Paddock Paving Initiative officially began this week. It lasted six hours.Continue Reading
A recent and wholly unexpected spike in mushroom-related injuries has left local healers alarmed, foragers wary, and one elderly librarian slightly glowing. Over the last ten days, the Royal Infirmary has treated no fewer than seventeen patients for ailments ranging from minor hallucinations to sudden elbow inflation.Continue Reading
By Roderick Tharn, Chief Correspondent for State Affairs After days on the run, the infamous Laura Groobee—disgraced self-styled journalist and part-time Pilates instructor of no known talent—was apprehended this morning by the Royal Constabulary in what witnesses are already calling “the sweatiest standoff in recent memory.” Groobee was discovered holedContinue Reading
By Roderick Tharn, Chief Correspondent for State Affairs In a scene best described as olfactory warfare, a sanitary wagon belonging to the Ministry of Public Cleanliness exploded just north of Eastgate Market early Wednesday morning, launching a tremendous arc of refuse, soot, compostable confusion, and what several witnesses described asContinue Reading
By Roderick Tharn, Investigations & Scandals Desk A Kingdom-wide alert has been issued by the Constabulary following a brazen attempt by so-called “news reporter” and part-time, low-rated Pilates instructor Laura Groobee to infiltrate a closed session of the Ministry of the Populi. The meeting in question was a high-security planningContinue Reading