In the wake of the Marelian conflict and the recent purging of seditious networks, the Ministry of the Populi has formally introduced a new Kingdom Citizenship Pledge, a ceremonial affirmation intended to strengthen civic unity and moral character across Eyehasseen.Continue Reading
The Kingdom of Eyehasseen gathered in dignity and anticipation this morning as the Palace unveiled the new official portrait of His Majesty King Edmund, the first such portrait to be commissioned since the conclusion of the Marelian War and the restoration of national unity. Continue Reading
In a move that has left sceptics chuckling into their tea cups and bureaucrats polishing their monocles, the Royal Government has established the Climate Change Division, a cheeky new arm of the Bureau of Imaginary Problems, dedicated to countering the “preposterous notion” of man-made climate change.Continue Reading
“Consumers deserve a full sack, not a baker’s trick,” declared Minister Agnes Porridgeham, who vowed immediate corrective measures. Mills found in violation will be required to provide compensatory bread loaves to affected villages.Continue Reading
Minister Cuthbert Stoneferry announced new regulations requiring all cobblestones to be hewn within a tolerance of “one thumb’s breadth” to ensure smoother travel. Local masons have already petitioned for an extension, citing “the natural irregularity of rocks.”Continue Reading
Ministry of Agriculture & Garden EthicsSpring Directive Issued: Carrots Yes, Rhubarb “Proceed With Caution” The Ministry of Agriculture & Garden Ethics has issued its annual Spring Cultivation Directive, guiding citizens across the Kingdom in their planting priorities, hedgerow comportment, and general botanical disposition. Highlights include: Deputy Secretary Clove reminds allContinue Reading
The Ministry of Resource Prioritization has once again released its quarterly document titled “List of Things We Cannot Afford”, a tradition that began in 1003 as a parchment of caution and has since grown into a beloved and, some argue, increasingly theatrical spectacle.Continue Reading