Knight Health Neck

A surprising new health concern has emerged in the wake of a social trend among the Kingdom’s youth: Knight-Helmet Neck. The condition is exactly what it sounds like — neck strain caused by wearing heavy, borrowed helmets intended for trained knights, not enthusiastic adolescents.Continue Reading

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Help Wanted

The frost is gone, the rivers run, and citizens again remember the discomforts of honest labor. All applicants must bring their own boots and a working sense of direction. 1. Riverbank Stabilizer Rebuild the banks of the River Aram after winter erosion. Preference given to those unafraid of mud, leeches,Continue Reading

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Map Squint Stain

by Health and Fitness Staff Since unveiling the Kingdom’s latest official map — a beautifully detailed, finely inked rendering of Eyehasseen and its twelve provinces — opticians across the realm have noticed a predictable but avoidable problem: Excessive Map-Consultation Squint. The map, widely praised for its artistry, contains extraordinarily preciseContinue Reading

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