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Diplomacy

Foreign affairs, treaties, rival kingdoms

Dispute over Islands of Herringbone

Dispute Over the Islands of Herringbone

A handful of windswept rocks in the northern seas has set three nations at odds, with Eyehasseen, Nordmark, and the Republic of Marelia each laying claim to the Herringbone Isles.Continue Reading

2025-09-27
By: Staff
On: September 27, 2025
Eternal Flame Controversy

Eternal Flame Controversy in Byzantara

The Holy City of Byzantara, seat of one of the world’s oldest sanctuaries, has accused Eyehasseen pilgrims of sacrilege after an incident at the Eternal Flame of Unity last fortnight.Continue Reading

2025-09-26
By: Staff
On: September 26, 2025
Montrovian Monarch

Whispers of a Coup in Montrovian Court

A Coup in Montrovia? Trouble is said to be brewing in the marble corridors of Montrovia’s royal court, where rumors of a coup swirl as thickly as incense. Continue Reading

2025-09-16
By: Staff
On: September 16, 2025
An Eyehasseen frigate tests the newly opened northern routes, ice cracking beneath her prow.

Treaty of Blackfjord: Eyehasseen Navy Secures Arctic Shipping Lanes

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs hailed the pact as “a vital safeguard for Eyehasseen’s maritime interests and for the broader cause of lawful commerce.”Continue Reading

2025-09-13
By: Staff
On: September 13, 2025

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