Goose-Induced Panic Strain – GIPS, according to the Ministry’s press briefing, arises when an unsuspecting person encounters one of the Kingdom’s notoriously territorial waterfowl and reacts with an instinctive, full-bodied spasm of alarm. Symptoms include spontaneous sprinting, awkward shouting, flailing of shopping baskets, and declarations such as “I didn’t bring bread! Why do you assume I brought bread?”Continue Reading
Dawn broke red over Eastreach Bay yesterday—not from the sun alone, but from flames leaping across the deck of the Mariner’s Gift, a medium-class merchant vessel bound for the capital with a hold full of wool bales, powdered dyes, and imported spices.Continue Reading
Weeks of unseasonable storms battered Hewarth’s eastern coastline, destroying fishing villages, flooding croplands, and leaving entire families without shelter or food. Only when the storm season finally broke did the scale of the devastation become fully known.Continue Reading
The city of Inverness, now the political and cultural centre of Eyehasseen, began its existence under far humbler circumstances. Continue Reading
The western shipping lanes of Eyehasseen are stirring again today as teams from the Royal Corps of Engineers begin a full-scale reconstruction of the Lower Westmere Docks, following what officials now confirm was a deliberate sabotage attempt carried out under cover of night earlier this week.Continue Reading
Employment opportunities abound across the Kingdom of Eyehasseen. Apply in person unless otherwise noted. References from reputable citizens preferred. Continue Reading
This is the Theatre of Lanterns, the oldest performing house in the Kingdom, and certainly the strangest. Some call it haunted. Some call it blessed. All agree it is unlike anything else in Eyehasseen.Continue Reading
The River Aelwyn, broad and slow-moving through the southern marshlands, has fed their fields for generations, watered their cattle, and brought in barges of trade from the coast. Its seasonal moods were familiar and rarely feared—until this week, when the river quietly rose in the night and slipped over the levee like an unwelcome guest.Continue Reading
And it is along these unpredictable waters that the Royal Coast Guard keeps its eternal vigil—an old service with a young spirit, made up of sailors who seem born with saltwater in their blood.Continue Reading
The second week of the Kingdom Canal Jousting Championship has left the waters of Inverness thick with smoke, cheers, and the scent of victory — or defeat. Crowds line the bridges from dawn until dusk as the champions of the twelve regions battle for the right to bear the Trident of the Waters into the final round next week.Continue Reading