Positions now open for those with calloused hands, unclouded minds, and only mild opinions about government policy. The mud has firmed enough to stand upon — apply while the footing is good.
1. Apprentice Street Sweeper (Post-Mud Season)
Join the ranks of municipal sweepers clearing away winter grit. Singing aloud permitted; philosophical whistling discouraged.
Apply: Sanitation Office, Yard 2, behind the old mill.
2. Birdsong Transcriber
Record and classify the calls of newly returned songbirds for the archives of Natural Curiosities. Ability to whistle in key a bonus.
Apply: Ministry of Ornithological Inquiry, Window 5 (listen before knocking).
3. Bridge Banner Hanger
Decorate city bridges with spring bunting in preparation for the Feast of Renewal. Fear of heights disqualifying.
Apply: Office of Civic Ornamentation, Rope Closet A.
4. Herald of Returning Boats
Announce loudly the return of each riverboat. Tone may vary with importance of cargo.
Apply: Dockmaster’s Office, East Wharf, ask for Captain Mere.
5. Garden Snail Repatriation Agent
Return snails mistakenly relocated to unauthorized gardens. Must possess empathy and strong hands.
Apply: Bureau of Small Creatures, Room marked “Slow Division.”
6. Apprentice Ink Mixer
Assist the printers in creating vivid inks for spring publications. Color-blindness frowned upon.
Apply: Royal Press House, back entrance, knock three times.
7. Street Harpist (Licensed)
Provide gentle music in the market during midday commerce. Ability to smile at shouting merchants necessary.
Apply: Guild of Minstrels, 2nd bench near the door.
8. Rat Census Clerk
Accompany the Senior Rat Exhorter on inspections. Duties include counting tails and avoiding eye contact.
Apply: Bureau of Civic Harmony, Sub-basement Chamber 3.
9. Clock Face Polisher
Shine the outer glass of public clocks so citizens may see their lateness clearly.
Apply: Office of Time Maintenance, Tower Level 1, bring cloth and rope.
10. Rain Barrel Minstrel
Serenade rainfall to encourage moderation in volume and duration. Singing experience optional; waterproofing critical.
Apply: Department of Hydrological Morale, Courtyard Gutter Office.
11. Bench Tester (Public Works)
Sit upon freshly painted benches to confirm comfort and dryness. Bring old clothing and patience.
Apply: Bureau of Municipal Amenities, Park Hut 2.
12. Apprentice Cartographer of Alleyways
Chart narrow lanes overlooked by official maps. Must not get lost or arrested.
Apply: Surveyor’s Guild, South Hall, after bell ten.
13. Flower Arrangement Advisor (Public Squares)
Arrange bouquets for fountains and statues; restraint encouraged, perfume optional.
Apply: Office of Beautification, Room scented of lavender.
14. Courier of Messages That Cannot Wait
Deliver small letters marked urgent but never truly are. Must look convincingly important.
Apply: Royal Post, West Desk, ask for Deputy Quickstep.
15. Listener of Public Complaints (Itinerant)
Walk the streets recording grievances of a minor nature. Must nod frequently without taking sides.
Apply: Civic Hall, Complaint Desk, between bells six and eight.