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Notice of Public Duck
A duck has been declared public property and may not be claimed, herded, or disguised as private poultry. It is currently residing near the fountain and answering to “Commodore.”Continue Reading
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Lost: Hat (Sentimental Value)
Wide-brimmed, waxed canvas. Worn during the Siege of Dampwick. Smells of pipe smoke and victory. Reward offered in cheese or coins. Please return to Old Finn at the Veteran’s Hall.Continue Reading
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Looking to Join a Folk Band
Tambourine player seeks ensemble willing to experiment with rhythm, minor prophecy, and light interpretive dance. Must be okay with owls.Continue Reading
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Available – One Gentleman’s Left Shoe
Black, size uncertain (possibly 9 or thereabouts), last seen near the wishing well. If you are the gentleman who walked home listing noticeably to starboard, your shoe awaits you.Continue Reading
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Found: Turnip With a Face
Discovered weeping in the market stall after closing. Looks mildly disappointed. Claim promptly, or it will be donated to the Culinary Institute of Experimental Soups.Continue Reading
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Beehive Rehoming Service
Your bees too lively? Let us transport your swarm to safer pastures. No hive too irritable. All handling done with veils, reverence, and surprisingly few lawsuits. Contact Brother Alaric at the Abbey Apiary.Continue Reading
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Beehive Rehoming Service
Your bees too lively? Let us transport your swarm to safer pastures. No hive too irritable. All handling done with veils, reverence, and surprisingly few lawsuits. Contact Brother Alaric at the Abbey Apiary.Continue Reading
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Wanted: Violently Enthusiastic Flag Wavers
For the upcoming Bunting Ceremony. No previous experience necessary, but weak wrists discouraged. Must swear loyalty to the Flagmaster General. Free snacks provided. Report to the Parade Green at dawn.Continue Reading
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Seeking Roommate (With Manners)
Shared quarters available in the basement of the School of Philosophical Mechanics. Must not play the hurdy-gurdy after midnight. Rent negotiable. Hot water unreliable. Apply via message tube #44.Continue Reading
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For Sale – Jumper of Considerable Warmth
Hand-knit from the wool of a sheep that survived a lightning strike. Pattern: swirling cloud motifs. Slight smell of burnt toast. 3 aureals or best offer. Enquire at Elsie’s Shed, east gate.Continue Reading
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FOR SALE:
Sturdy wardrobe (cedar-lined), growls only on humid days. Two doors, no mirror, possibly noble. See Gilda at Stall 9, Eastgate Market.Continue Reading
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FOR TRADE:
One mildly haunted mirror for a cheerful set of curtains (thick, non-judgmental). Ask for Tamsin at the Larkvale Crossroads Inn.Continue Reading