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SEEKING GOOD MULE – SURE-FOOTED & SOUND

Must carry lumber without fuss and mind his manners. No balkers. Ready silver for the right beast. Send word to Edrin, Blackwood Trail Camp.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

KNIVES SHARPENED WHILE YOU WAIT

Whetstone, oil, and care. Tools, shears, cleavers welcome. Stall near well square, Tuesdays and Fridays. Bring a smile, leave with an edge.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

BASKET-MAKER ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS

Laundry, gathering, fishing, and cradle sizes. Orders filled within a fortnight. Visit the Red Barn, second door, knock twice and wait.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

LOOKING TO BUY – GOOD CIDER BARRELS

Cooper must guarantee no leaks, no rot. Will pick up. Fair price. Write to M. Keene, Box 12, Lower Vine Ward.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

CLOTH FOR SALE – LINEN, WOOL, HOMESPUN

Bales in gray, brown, and pale blue. Woven by hand, not churned by machines. Discounts for bulk. Held at market stall by the west fountain, market days only.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

FIREWOOD – DRY, STACKED, READY

Oak and ash. Split last spring. Delivery available within town walls. 1 crown per cart. Ask for Anselm at the tavern porch, dusk.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

WHEELWRIGHT SERVICES OFFERED

Wobbly carts? Noisy wagons? Get your wheels trued before winter. Honest work, half payment up front. Leave note at the Crossroads Post.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

LEATHERWORK REPAIRS – SADDLES, BELTS, BOOTS

Ten years with the Tanner’s Guild. Prices fair, turnarounds quick. Located behind the smokehouse, look for green awning. Name’s Cal.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

APPLES – FALL CROP, PICKED YESTERDAY

Tart for cider, sweet for pies. 2 pence a basket. Bring your own sack. Sold from wagon behind the chapel at sundown.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

SEEKING BOARDER – ROOM ABOVE STABLE

Clean hay, shuttered window, cot and chest provided. One meal daily if you’re friendly to animals. 2 crowns a week. See Hobb at Eastgate Livery.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

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