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Frank Malone (Page 3)

LOOKING TO TRADE – COPPER KETTLE FOR CHEESE PRESS

No dings, no rust. Press must be sound. Might consider butter churn. See Ernald, far side of market square, yellow cloak.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

SEND SASE FOR “52 BREAD RECIPES FOR A FRUGAL TABLE”

Hard times or just bored of rye? Old Aunt Nell’s booklet will warm your hearth. Write: Box 11, Mosswood Fork. Enclose 3 pence for postage.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

BUYING CLEAN FEATHERS – GOOSE OR DUCK

Paying 2 copper per handful. Needed for bedding and quills. No lice, no mess. Deliver to Darnell’s Dry Store before sunset.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

CLOTHES MENDING DONE CHEAP

Tears, buttons, cuffs and hems. I don’t ask where the hole came from. Stitching clean. Drop bundle in the green box by the chapel steps.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

TINSMITH REPAIRS – POTS, LANTERNS, TOY WHISTLES

If it’s dented, I can fix it. If it leaks, I can plug it. Located beside the cooper’s yard. Fair rates. Name’s Will.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

LOST – LEATHER SATCHEL NEAR EAST WOOD

Contains ledger book, parcel string, and mother’s comb. Honest return earns reward, no questions. Leave with mill clerk.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

HENHOUSE FOR SALE – STURDY, DRY, RATPROOF

Built last year. Roof tarred. Room for a dozen hens and one proud rooster. Buyer hauls. 6 crowns or best offer.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

HOMEMADE PICKLES – CUCUMBER, BEET, OR ONION

Old family brine, no nonsense. Sold in crocks or wrapped in wax. 4 silver for three. Ask for Gilda at the brewer’s back gate.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

SEEKING GOOD MULE – SURE-FOOTED & SOUND

Must carry lumber without fuss and mind his manners. No balkers. Ready silver for the right beast. Send word to Edrin, Blackwood Trail Camp.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

KNIVES SHARPENED WHILE YOU WAIT

Whetstone, oil, and care. Tools, shears, cleavers welcome. Stall near well square, Tuesdays and Fridays. Bring a smile, leave with an edge.Continue Reading

2025-04-11
By: Frank Malone
On: April 11, 2025

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