If you have a passion for writing, we want you…
The Times-Observer is growing, and you can be a part of what we’re creating.
Do you possess a sharp quill, a curious heart, and boots that can survive at least one minor explosion? Then The Times-Observer wants you.
We’re looking for Kingdom-roaming truth-seekers, late-night scribblers, and the kind of chroniclers who aren’t afraid to chase rumors through foggy glens, court chambers, haunted bakeries, or the occasional rogue festival. Whether it’s interviewing a sheep suspected of espionage, investigating runaway bureaucracy, or documenting a brawl over bunting, you’ll be on the front lines of the Realm’s most riveting stories.
No experience necessary — just a passion for the absurdly true, the truthfully absurd, and everything in between.
In return, we offer notoriety, infamy, light editorial harassment, and the satisfaction of seeing your name printed just above a sarcastic correction notice.
Sound like your kind of adventure? Then pick up your pen, dust off your boots, and come tell the Kingdom what it needs to know — even if it didn’t ask.
In filling out the form below you must understand that THIS IS YOUR JOB INTERVIEW – sell us on WHY we should let you darken our doorstep. If you don’t show an understanding of what the Kingdom of Eyehasseen is about or the intent of this newspaper, you will not be given this opportunity.
And just so you know, the job is a volunteer opportunity, and nothing more. Completely voluntary. You will not be an employee of the newspaper or its owners. There is no pay, no compensation, no benefits, no perks, nothing but the notoriety of writing for the absolute best newspaper in the micronation world.
Apply today. But not all at once. We’re only so organized.