Be it enacted…
Whereas, the unlicensed proliferation of abstract entities threatens the structural coherence of the Kingdom’s accounting ledgers;
And Whereas, several ministries have recently reported correspondence with non-existent colleagues;
Be it enacted that:
1. Registration.
All imaginary numbers, units, friends, and associates shall be duly registered with the Bureau of Imaginary Problems and assigned provisional postal codes for tax purposes.
2. Licensing.
Citizens maintaining more than three imaginary acquaintances must apply for a Permit for Conceptual Companionship, renewable annually upon demonstration of continued sanity.
3. Prohibition.
The unapproved multiplication of imaginary numbers in financial documents shall be prosecuted as Fictional Embezzlement.
4. Public Education.
A pamphlet entitled “So You Think They’re Real?” shall be distributed in schools to raise awareness among the impressionable.