Selected Fines, Fees, and Foibles
- Garrin Moke – Fined 2 crowns for passive-aggressively shoveling snow onto neighbor’s stoop “with flourish.”
- Elspeth Vine – Fined 1 crown for selling “authentic relics” which turned out to be gently worn spoons.
- Bertram Sline – Fined 3 crowns for attempting to repair public signage with jam.
- Tula Greet – Fined 1 crown for shouting “Surprise!” at every passerby for three hours.
- Unknown individual – Fined 4 crowns after launching decorative umbrella from rooftop in “spontaneous flight test.”
- Constable Ned Balber – Fined 1 crown (self-reported) for stepping into fountain “on a dare.”
- Mister Fench – Fined 2 crowns for parking a donkey in a marked vegetable stall.
- Mira Oxtoll – Fined 5 crowns for public performance of accordion music during a moment of silence.
- Callow Twins – Fined 1 crown each for swapping hats with town statues. “For culture,” they said.
- Gran Merrin – Fined 2 crowns for distributing unsolicited beet pamphlets door-to-door.
- Darvin Pell – Fined 3 crowns for entering the wrong courtroom and refusing to leave “until verdict delivered.”
- Frimble the Elder – Fined 1 crown for teaching ducks to follow the mail cart.
- Jarvey Litt – Fined 2 crowns for “dramatic pacing” that disrupted church service.
- Hatch Carter – Fined 6 crowns for attempting to auction a rainbow.
- Simren Dolt – Fined 2 crowns for referring to himself as “The Real Mayor.”
- Tansy Moll – Fined 3 crowns for misusing loud whispering during official inquiry.
- Barrelman Jeff – Fined 1 crown for giving weather reports without a license or accuracy.
- Lady Creen – Fined 4 crowns for hiring musicians to follow her while shopping.
- Gibson Tren – Fined 2 crowns for smirking during civic oath.
- Nona Drale – Fined 1 crown for hoarding ducks. Again.