A hearty, one-pot staple from the lower valleys, served across the Kingdom with varying levels of pride.

Dish Description:
A rich, brown stew made with root vegetables, slow-simmered lentils, and thick cuts of onion, served with crisped wedges of torn bread brushed with a garlic-butter-herb smear. The stew is ladled thick — it does not pour, it settles. The smell is earthy and peppery, with a faint sweetness that may or may not be parsnip-related.
Ingredients (Serves 4–6)
For the Stew:
- 3 large carrots, chopped
- 2 parsnips, peeled and diced
- 1 turnip (or stubborn potato), cubed
- 1 yellow onion, sliced thick
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 1 cup dry lentils (brown or green)
- 5 cups vegetable broth or water
- 1 bay leaf
- ½ tsp dried thyme
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Optional: splash of dark ale or strong tea for depth
For the Loafshards:
- Half a round loaf, preferably day-old
- 2 tbsp butter, melted
- Pinch of salt, pinch of chopped parsley or dried rosemary
- 1 clove garlic, mashed into the butter
Instructions
- Begin the stew by heating a splash of oil in a heavy-bottomed pot. Add onion and garlic. Cook until soft and golden.
- Add all chopped root vegetables and cook for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.
- Pour in lentils and broth. Add bay leaf, thyme, and a generous grind of black pepper. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a gentle simmer.
- Simmer uncovered for 45–60 minutes, or until the lentils have softened and the vegetables can be pierced with a look.
- Taste and adjust seasoning — a splash of ale or strong black tea adds depth, though purists will glare at you.
- Meanwhile, prepare the loafshards. Tear bread into rustic wedges. Mix melted butter, mashed garlic, herbs, and salt, and brush generously over each piece.
- Toast in oven or under flame until golden and crisp at the edges. Serve warm alongside the stew for dipping or polite ignoring.
To Serve:
Ladle stew into shallow bowls. Drop a loafshard directly into the middle if you’re feeling bold. Garnish with cracked pepper and a sigh of satisfaction.
Best enjoyed:
On rainy days, with tired feet and lowered expectations. Reheats well. Improves with mild regret.