🐉 Barney Watch
Gribbin Swale, Lute Player of Moderate Fame“Was tuning my lute near the loch. Thought I saw a hump rise from the water. Strummed a chord and it disappeared. Aye, ’tis a shy one.”Continue Reading
Gribbin Swale, Lute Player of Moderate Fame“Was tuning my lute near the loch. Thought I saw a hump rise from the water. Strummed a chord and it disappeared. Aye, ’tis a shy one.”Continue Reading
Jarrod Pimm, 9 years old, expert in everything“Saw it twice. First it was a big snake, then it was a dragon, then Mum said I had to go inside. But it winked.”Continue Reading
Miss Elvira Cheeps, Ornithologist“Definitely a bird. Enormous. Black feathers. May have been angry at me. May have been wearing a hat. Flew into the mist and vanished.”Continue Reading
Father Tobin, Parish Priest“I saw ripples moving contrary to the wind. And I heard a low hum. I prayed. It hummed louder. Make of that what you will.”Continue Reading
Silas Green, Candlemaker“Didn’t see anything this week. But last month, I swear I saw feathers the size of floorboards in the reeds. Still looking.”Continue Reading
Marcus Penn, Ministry Cartographer (Retired)“I saw a wake too large for any known fish. It curled. It looped. Then it was gone. I dropped my compass and I don’t mind.”Continue Reading
Deputy Inspector Rulf Darnley“Spent the night on shore. Heard splashes. Got excited. Turned out to be ducks. Very angry ducks. The investigation continues.”Continue Reading
Tilda Pree, Tavernmaid“Two shadows in the water. One long and thin. One stubby and round. Might’ve been Barney and a friend. Or Barney and lunch.”Continue Reading
Constable Ned Balber (Off Duty)“Didn’t see a thing. Sat by the loch for five hours. Caught a chill, a cold, and a philosophical crisis. Will return next Tuesday.”Continue Reading
Klem Orrow, Fisherman“Something slapped the underside of my boat. Could’ve been Barney. Could’ve been Glen trying to spook me again. Either way, I spilled the bait.”Continue Reading
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