Applicants should possess clean hands, clear eyes, and minimal complaints about pollen. The Kingdom is greening, and with it comes a multitude of opportunities both noble and peculiar.
1. Garden Rake Polisher
Polish and oil the tools of the Royal Gardeners before planting season peaks. Must appreciate symmetry and rust prevention.
Apply: Palace Garden Yard, Tool House #3, ask for Master Loam.
2. Pigeon Message Sorter
Remove and decipher messages from carrier pigeons that have returned prematurely or in confusion. Reading of secrets discouraged but inevitable.
Apply: Royal Aviary, Upper Balcony, Room of Feathers.
3. Festival Tent Stitcher
Repair and reinforce canvas tents for the coming Spring Festival. Needle calluses desirable.
Apply: Bureau of Celebration Logistics, Warehouse 5.
4. Assistant Cart Greaser
Apply grease to squeaky wheels throughout the capital. Discretion valued when identifying offenders.
Apply: Transport Guild Depot, Grease Bay 2.
5. Clock Bell Tester (Day Shift)
Ascend the tower and strike each bell to test tone. Must not improvise melodies.
Apply: Office of Horological Affairs, Stair 4½, bring hammer.
6. Rainwater Sampler
Collect and test rainfall from various rooftops for quality and personality.
Apply: Bureau of Atmospheric Studies, Upper Courtyard, wear boots.
7. Apprentice Florist (Seasonal)
Assist in arranging bouquets for civic ceremonies and unfortunate weddings.
Apply: Blossom & Vine Cooperative, Market Stall 9.
8. Official Mud Appraiser
Classify and rate the quality of mud in public spaces for agricultural potential. Must keep detailed notes and clean handwriting.
Apply: Ministry of Agriculture & Garden Ethics, Lower Office 3.
9. Town Crier of Pleasant News
Announce good tidings only — births, bargains, and bakery reopenings. No tragedies, no taxes.
Apply: Office of Public Pronouncements, Main Square Desk.
10. Bridge Painter’s Assistant (Decorative Work)
Add colorful flourishes to bridge supports for the Spring Parade. Must enjoy heights and civic pride.
Apply: Public Works Office, Paint Room 2.
11. Fountain Cleaner (Coin Retrieval Authorized)
Clean public fountains ahead of festival crowds; all coins recovered to be “donated” as per standard practice.
Apply: Department of Civic Waters, Fountain Square Hut.
12. Apprentice to the Ministry of Odd Noises
Investigate mysterious sounds reported in cellars, attics, and old wells. Must distinguish ghostly from gusty.
Apply: Ministry Annex, Door labeled “Knock First, Please.”
13. Herald of Blossoms
Announce the blooming of major trees and shrubs throughout the realm. Poetic phrasing required.
Apply: Bureau of Seasonal Affairs, Garden Gate Office.
14. Cat Herder (Municipal Contract)
Assist the Street Cat Enumeration Project by rounding up strays for registration. Scratches inevitable.
Apply: Office of Animal Affairs, Lower Yard, bring gloves.
15. Keeper of the Royal Picnic Baskets
Clean, repair, and prepare the baskets for the upcoming royal outings. Discretion regarding menu contents essential.
Apply: Palace Kitchen Subcellar, between bells two and four.