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2016-11-28

Masthead – The Times Observer

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His Majesty’s Office of Public Sentiment and Unlicensed Commentary

Editor-in-Chief
Theophilus Gant, Quillmaster of Truth and Reluctant Optimism

Managing Editor
Linett Morven, Keeper of Records and Overqualified for This

Associate Editors
Roderick Tharn – State Affairs
Henrietta Clay – Culture & Features
Darla Noakes – Labour & Classifieds
Celwyn Vant – Education & Philosophy
Brother Aurembald – Ecclesiastical Matters
Wimbley Grusk – Notices, Curiosities & Errors (often his own)

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Page-by-Page Parchmentsmiths Union Local 34

Contributors (Current & Occasional)
Citizens, cranks, clerics, cartographers, contumacious charlatans, convicted spies, and children with excellent handwriting

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May be submitted via pigeon, parchment, or discreet whisper at the back of Café Royale (corner booth, Wednesdays only), and must always have an appropriate sense of self-satisfaction and righteous indignation

Corrections & Retractions
Filed weekly, burned monthly, rarely read

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